It's like all my life everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe." And then today I just stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or, or a hat?"



backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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