It's like all my life everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe." And then today I just stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or, or a hat?"



"I wonder how many people don’t get the one they want, but end up with the one they’re supposed to be with."


sorelatable:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

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