It's like all my life everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe." And then today I just stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or, or a hat?"



crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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