It's like all my life everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe." And then today I just stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or, or a hat?"



"a bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? i wish we could feel like that more often. i also wish i could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere i like. i wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. and i wish i could get lost in the stars.

listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go."



malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

prguitarman:

madisonelawrence:

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

oh this is a glorious mess AHHAHAH

What

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

install theme